Cookies For Santa
I heard that old fat bastard from the North Pole decided to put me on his naughty list this year. Something about all the dicks I sucked and all the slaves I abused. Well, I got something for jolly old Saint Nick. Instead of milk and cookies I decided to leave him a hot cup of my piss and a steaming plate of shit! I bet he wont put me on his naughty list next year!