Shit On A Toy Car
I found a toy car at home. I’m starting to shit on her. Soon the whole machine was covered with my shit. I’m smearing shit n typewriter. i like to feel warm shit with my hands.
The Football Fan Pinches A Bit
I see a loud football fan in the nick of time, because I need to pee. So I pee in his mouth and shit into his hat. He says that the hat must be cleaned – so I convindce him with my spiky heels in his back, that he eats the shit out of the hat!