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I Shit And Pee On You.

I shit and pee on you.

My Pee Is Better Than Anything

My new doggie-slave, already completely dehumanized, is ready for his first test: the test of the bowl. While I pee, the doggie looser – totally blindfolded – hears the sound of my golden shower descending into his bowl. Could he drink all? I hope for him: otherwise his punishment will be tremendous!

Biggest Shit New Record

Well, if that’s not a reason to celebrate: I’ve broken my own record in gigantic portions pooping! For days I could not to the loo, and then I could not stop. And what a mess.. well, I dont want to promise too much, but where 70-100 grams per day for an adult would be normal, I have this time done it four times at once.. and I habe eaten THAT ALL?? 😉