Another Day In Paradise
today i was the dog of my mistress and she make me the toilet papef four shes pussy and shes ass
Scat Comparison!
My scat is better than yours, she tells the other chick. There’s one way to find out, says the other chick. So they squat on the fancy floor and ejects the best scat they can produce on the spot. They pick the scat from the floor and compare them for smell and consistency. They turn to you and make you decide who has the best scat in the room.
Twice From The Side When Shit
I spread my butt cheeks and squeeze out two hot sausages for you.