Bye Shit
In the morning, sleepy, I go to the toilet for pee and number one. After yesterday’s dinner, my log is big and my ass is making loud splash. Bye my sweet shit
Jeans Wetting In The Kitchen
I am in the kitchen about to make a cup of tea, but i am holding my crotch all the time because I badly need to pee, but i am too lazy to go to the bathroom or..I just love to do it in my jeans!:) So here it goes…running down my jeans, a whole river of pee, wetting my jeans`s legs, my crotch..and more…and more! Feels so good to stay in those pee soaked jeans. I am gonna wear them till they dry on me:) Let me show you my wet panties as well:) Oh..and i still got some pee in my bladder!
Eat My Stinky Shit!
A pathetic shit eater is lying beneath me, and I am having a quick sandwich. But he should be happy, if I am fed, so will he be. The pathetic low life is not quite sure what to expect from me. But I start by placing my ass on his face, so that he can smell the food source.Ohh my God, he smell so bad, and he will for sure not smell any better after I have finished placing my dump in his mouth. But first I need to pee, and I make it clear I dont want any mess on my floor. So he need to catch every drop. But he fails! So I am not to happy. So I position myself, and shit two big logs in his mouth. One he misses, and after having eaten the first, I make him put the other in his mouth.I use his hand to push it inside his stinky toilet mouth to make sure nothing gets left. Then I tell him to finish his meal I just have served him! He should be grateful!