Unload Huge Turd

Plate Of Caviar & Glass Of Champagne

I fill up my plate with shit and a glass with champagne just for you to eat. I even have a good sniff and a lick myself just to make sure it’s all good. How bad do you want to eat it and then clean me up?

Peeing At Best Buy!!!

I’ve had some issues with my laptop so I went in to Best Buy today to let them have a look at it. Had to pee real bad so I thought I’d share my little public bathroom experience with you guys…enjoy!!!

My Shit With Lots Of Protein

So now it is really dirty. He I shit on my kitchen table and then I prepare myself with two eggs or a protein drink. It is not like you think you can yes. Mix the two together and I let me taste it.